I know you're lying or the terms in men world..

Just not telling the whole thing

Which is same as hiding thing or in simple word in ladies world, lying!

Dont get me wrong. Every single day am dealing permanently with 2 guys at home. Pak cik cleaner, or budak-budak office tu payah kira la.

And all tru my life, macam-macam kerenah all my abah and my abang-abang dah I tengok. I'm maybe the youngest one, tapi thanks to them, I know what a man actually said.

Recent incidents..

This one guy called his brother. Dealing some matter about his wife and his brother's wife. Kononnya.

I tau yang all husband cinta kasih syg semua la at their wives. Bila wife mengadu sikit, mula la husband tak tenang hati. 'Trying' to solve 'the problem'. Ye la, nanti if isteri masam muka, muncung panjang berdepa sampai boleh sangkut baldi, siapa nak basuh kain? Masak semua kan? Nanti kang malam-malam tak ada siapa nak peluk.

So, cara terbaik, for this one guy mind, by calling his brother. Yang selama ni tak pernah-pernah call, tiba-tiba out of nowhere, call. Lama la pula tu. Tak apa. Prihatin kat adik la tu. Kita mesti sangka baik ye.

Yang I tak tahannya, this guy yg called his adik, claming that..

: Kenapa your wife nak terasa hati? Bukan dia seorang je ada nama tu?

Oh.
Encik.
Jawapan itu salah.

I know that you're trying to backing your own dearest wifey. Tapi, bagi la kenyataan or statement yg boleh diterima pakai sikit even it's not relevance.

Dah sah-sah your wife talking about your brother's wife. Dah sah-sah your wife mentions your brother's wife name around the globe. Dan the most, dah sah-sah la in your wife's life, she only knowing one person with that name. Betul ke she means other person? Oh? Really?

If you're name are Cik Bunga or Cik Puan or even Cik Esah, that's a rare name. If you bagitau I, nama you, Puteri Kembang Semangkuk, there. That's it. I didnt know any Puteri Kembang Semangkuk yang lain. You seorang je I kenal. Sebab your name is special. Unique.

Dah sah-sah nama isteri adik your husband tu is rare. And you mentioned pula in the whole world. Tak ke isteri adik your husband aka your biras tu terasa? Tak ke? Lain la you know someone else yang nama serupa, which I doubt you dont. Bukannya nama Siti or Nur yang if tetiba you panggil tengah padang, semua pandang dekat you.

Kan? Logic akal la sikit if nak cakap..

: Eh.. Bukan dia seorang ada nama macam tu. Kenapa terasa?

Cewahhhhhh
Ayat.

Salah point la beb.

Luckily the adik more pandai.

: Dah tu, ada orang lain ke yg your wife kenal dengan nama serupa? Ada?

Gelak-gelak pula ye. Hu..

If you're trying to back your wife pun, guna la ayat lain. Or in simple sentence..

: Sorry la. Tak sengaja nak mentioned.

Sorry pun berat nak cakap ke? Kata berkobar-kobar orang yang mengamalkan amalan-amalan sunnah ni. Lain la macam I haa. I ni jauh beza dengan you haa.. If this happenning to me, memang kena sembur lama dah that guy. At least I know how to say sorry. You may think it's nothing, tapi kita tak pernah tau hati perasaan orang kan? Sebab orang tu outspoken, selalu gaya-gaya bebas gitu, while you're so sopan santun, tutup gitu, you're the good person and others are bad? Gitu?

This one lagi la I rasa kelakar.

Ingat tak entry yg I love my siblings and respect them and I expect some respect from my sayang's adiks too? If not for me, at least for my sayang. Bukan la my adik ipar didnt respect their abang. My sayang never said such thing. I je haa yang cakap macam tu. Biasa la kan. Wifey. Sama macam kes atas tu la. Wifey ni ada je kerja yang nak merumitkan-rumitkan kepala. Hee..

So, hari tu I add the youngest adik ipar at FB. Tengok-tengok ada adik ipar yang perempuan ni. Dah alang-alang add adik ipar, add la semua sekali kan. Maklum la, orang tak ada adik. Nak la feeling-feeling jadi kakak. Merayam je bunyi. Hahaa..

Yang youngest tu dah approve berzaman. Tapi yang adik perempuan ni.. Lama juga la. Tak ada la sampai setengah tahun. Pelik juga den haa.. The Facebook layout nowadays, if you dah asking permission to add one person in your list, tapi that person doesnt approved you yet, still, we can see all their status or what group their join in or with whom they're be friend with. Tapi dengan kita, dia still tak approved aprroved. Awat? I duk bagi your abang nasi kangkang ke yang you tak approved tu? Habaq mai sikit. Pelik sungguh. Tapi kelakar sungguh.. Bila..

One day, I buka FB tengok ada seorang nak add as friend. Siapa ntah. Tak pernah kenal that name. I belek profile, ohh.. Husband adik ipar. Kira biras la ni. Tapi ingat, I, KAKAK ipar dia. Memang, mengada. Kakak je huruf besar. Ikut suka la. Hu..

I pelik juga. Why my adik ipar's husband nak add I? As far as I can remember we're barely talking to each other. Eh.. Ke memang tak ada? Hahaa.. Memang, I kan over sikit. So far that I remember, I pernah betulkan his tongkolok with kepala dia sekali sebab blocking muka I masa nak ambil gambar during their reception. Dia sempat buat 'Hissh...'

Ye la, siapa suka you main kepala. Habis tu you ingat I suka you? Hahaha.. Melampau sungguh I ni. Suka-suka je nak tak suka kat orang. Oh.. Saja. Kita kena buat tak suka depan orang even if you're suka sgt. Jual mahal adalah penting. Kan sayang kan? He..

I've told my sayang..

: Ehh.. Kenapa husband adik sayang nak add orang?

: Siapa?

: Laa.. Khalid la. Husband Rina (berapa kali dah duk taip then tekan backspace, tak tau nak guna nama betul ke tak, tapi sebab I pernah keluarkan pasal wedding diaorg, pakai nama real je la, mana ada adik perempuan la dah)

: Sayang dah approved ke?

: Belum. Pelik juga. Dah lama orang nak add Rina tapi dia tak approved. Tiba-tiba Khalid request pula. Tak ke pelik tu? Orang hantar msg la. Kita tengok macam mana. Hhahaa..

My sayang geleng je la. Dah tau perangai memang budak-budak. Eh.. Hello, am forever 21 ok.

So, I sent him one message tanya kenapa I patut approved his friend request sedangkan his wifey pun tak approved I haa.

En Khalid ni pula reply, kata kawan wife dia yang duduk dalam waiting list seratus lebih, wife dia tak approved lagi. Plus, gambar profile I tu kecik sangat. Mana la nampak muka the kecik tu.

I pun dah macam.. Eh.. Budak ni. Jawapan tak logic akal sungguh. I tanya dia, dah tu, mana you tau profile name tu is me? Mana you tau the picture profile tu the kecik?

He said that my youngest brother-in-law bagitau dia ada orang add, which is me la kan yang few weeks ago add budak tu. And he said that, ikut suka you la nak approved ke tak, tapi people dont leave family behind .

I memang dah gelak-gelak dah.
If adik bongsu my husband bagitau my biras lelaki ini, kenapa he didnt tell my adik ipar yang perempuan tu? Yang that was me yang sending the request? Kenapa? Tak ke something fishy?

I pun reply..

I'm just asking. Dont be such emo. Lol

Ye la, memang I memula tanya, kenapa I should approved you? Yang you nak kait-kait pasal family ni kenapa? Ada ada sebut ke? Antara approved or tak approved or biar je friend request tu berkulat lama sikit dalam box tu. Lu la Mat yang memula kaitkan family. Wa tanya. Tak payah la take granted sangat. Makcik curious haa, tetiba husband nak add, wife tak nak.

Lepas tu I terus approved my adik ipar ni.

Then masuk pula another message..

This is not about emotional..

Cewahhh.. Ayat.
Sorry la. Dah sah-sah you emo tadi sebab I tanya soalan. Or should I said berjiwa sensitif? Gitu?

Tapi memang fishy la sebab.. I've added him few days dah, yang his wife tu still tak approved. Nak kata tak online, ada je haa I tengok dia duk aprroved orang lain. Takkan la the husband tak bagitau dekat isteri yg manusia nak add dia tu, her own kakak ipar? Tak ke pelik? Mesti la dia cakap, eh.. Tu your kakak ipar la. Apa la yang korang borak tiap-tiap malam ye? Ni mesti kes sorok-sorok dengan partner.

Or, if you didnt want to aprroved me, tell me why. Or just ignored terus. Tak payah la biar orang ternanti-nanti. Tadi kata people dont leave family behind. Or if you didnt like me pun, at least tell me. Tu belum lagi I suruh her own abang add. Malas la nak cakap pasal umur ke respect ke apa ke. Dah kahwin, ada anak, pandai-pandai la fikir.

Add ke tak add ke sama je. Bukan I pi godek FB orang pun. Ingat tak ada kerja lain ke?

And it's not surprising me when I logged in FB today,

This Khalid wasnt in my friend list anymore.
You mintak I add, then you removed I?
Nice.

If you're expecting that you can godek your abang ipar and family life in my FB, not, you wouldnt. Tak ada apa budak oi.. Sini je la yang boleh tengok gambar banyak sikit. I bet you dont know about that kan?

Macam Bila and Atha. Tu mesti ada manusia yang pi report kat tok tokki yang anak saudara pi jolly kat pulau. Pakai seksi-seksi. Eh.. Seksi ke? Tak tengok lagi yang lain?

Tak sangka my two favourite persons pun do the same thing..

Oh.. Entry about Rina's wedding to in my old blog yang dah private tu. If I rajin, I'll post it here. Ye la, nanti kan, kata I cerita buruk je. Yea..