Sebelum tu.

To Doctor Fiza.
I tak jumpa mana post yg you komen tu. Mata dah blur. He.. Btw, memang tu trick men kor. Dorang kan nak kerja cepat je. He's helping me out tidurkan anak pun dah syukur. Heee.. Btw, aku tak boleh nak tinggalkan komen kat blog yo. Kenapa entah. And yes. I know ko duk khatam blog ni. Nampak kat statistic. Heeee..

Back to the main topic.

Answer my question, please.
How many times a year?
Every single day in the whole year?
Every single week?
Months?
Or yearly?

Shout the answer. Ok. Simpan dalam hati pun tak apa. Tapi jawab dengan jujur. I know, guys, you didnt wear any bra. Tapi, meh I nak tanya. Berapa kali korang beli undergarment setahun? Or 5 tahun sekali? Or tunggu koyak dulu? Ataupun masa dah tak ada underpants yang bersih, baru nak beli baru? Gitu?

Ladies, remember the colour thingy yang korang pergi letak kat status tu? It's kinda fun way kan. Tapi some of the guys tahu about that thingy and making a fuss about it. Well, honestly. Kenapa nak malu talking about bra and panties? Maybe now tak ada wife. Later, korang juga la yang kena teman the wifey beli bra and panties. And honestly, guys, you did enjoy shopping undergarments kan? Kan?

A good bra can.. Well.. Buat you rasa la bersemangat waja. Cewah.. I believe that, when we're having a special day, like birthday, anniversary, wedding or even just to go for a date, we would love to wear a nice bra and panty. And matching colour will make the face smile wider. Kan? Kan? Tipu la if ada orang suka pakai bra yang loose and panty lubang-lubang. Sekali-sekala nak rasa bebas tu adalah kan. Tapi bila kita sarung something nice, that can support our assets and make our body looks better. Siapa yang during wedding day, nak dada nampak leper? Siapa? Siapa? Or having boobs like nenek 70-an? Siapa????

Ini bukan nak cerita pasal bra lebih-lebih. I bukan jual bra pun haa.. Tapi when am realizing that most of women, didnt get the accurate size for the body, it's sad enough.

Kita suka atau tidak, boobs jadi isu in ladies world. Dari kecil till besar. Dari zaman anak dara till dah kahwin sampailah dah jadi nenek-nenek. Breast cancer pun ada kan. It's such a wonder how boobs can affect the ladies world. And mostly, bila mengandung, the boobs getting bigger than usual, and there's a chance the size will drop once dah bersalin. Tapi demi anak, demi susu ibu, para ibu willing to give their boobs and upside down sizes. Dari besar till kecil and ada juga yang tak kecik-kecik tapi makin lama makin lanjut. See.. That's why we need a good bra.

I love people sight-seeing. Especially during at airport. Macam-macam gaya kita nampak. And especially at the first and business class, there's so ala-ala gaya korporat gitu. And I love watching them. Why? Sebab, tak guna you pakai baju beribu-ribu tak dada tak nampak cantik terletak. And punggung you tak terangkat elok. And the guys, kenapa your pant tu terlekat celah kangkang? Why?? Ok. Emo di situ.

Antara sedar atau tidak, it's giving an image about, how you're dealing with your life. Wearing a nice good but an old and bad undergarments like rumah besar cantik tersergam indah, all the decorations and paintings at living hall yang mahal-mahal, tapi the truth, dalam bilik sendiri, cadar tak bertukar 10 bulan, tu pun cadar 10 tahun lepas. You can afford things untuk show off depan orang, tapi for your own indulge, takdok. A.k.a tak ada. It's shame enough, dont you think so?

If you're saying that undergarments mahal la apa la. ANd this ayat mesti keluar..

: Buat apa beli yang mahal-mahal. Pakai dekat dalam je.

: Membazir je la. Baik simpan duit.

Haah. Ye. Membazir. Makan fast food, tak membazir ye. Bagus. Bagus.

Tu haa, scarlet kat Jusco tu ada good range of undergarments. By RM10 dah boleh dapat good panties. 3 helai lagi. Bra pun RM10. For daily use, tak ada problem there, I think. Or, if nak high-end label, hit the La Senza ke La Perla ke, or the VS. Sekali-sekala especially when you're getting married. Haa.. Malam pertama tu sila pakai ngihtie yang undergarments baru ye. If can afford, pakailah those high-end brands. Bukannya tiap-tiap hari korang akad nikah.

And yes, one more. Bra tu kan, janganlah yang tu la bawa pergi kerja, bawa pergi kelas, yang tu la pergi jogging, pergi swimming and yang tu juga la you nak goda-goda your dearest partner. Red card satu ye! Fuh.. Fuh.. Silalah beli bra special for night sleep or during times nak feeling seksi-seksi. Eh. Tak salah ok untuk rasa seksi for your own sake and maybe, if you dah kahwin, for the partner. And yes. Colours are wonderful. Cari yang naughty colour sikit. Ok?

And for the panty, tolonglah. If panty dah berlubang-lubang, sila pergi beli kat Jusco this weekend. 3 for RM10 ye. Berlambak-lambak. Ye la. Kang keluar reason, cant afford la apa la. Cesss. Berjoli sakan ada. You will be surprised how buying undergarments can make you really happy. I love buying them. Hahaaha... Sungguh. Ni statement betul. And bila kahwin, my other half undergarments and my budak bertuah tu pun, I ni lah yang tukang pergi beli. Hee..

I dont know. I just love seeing the person I love wearing good clothes the inner and outside. And that's the real smart. If lelaki pakai seluar mahal pun, if berjalan, still nampak the inside thingy. Tak percaya? Sila perhatikan people around you. Sila. Sila. Sila.

If getah-getah barang-barang dalam tu dah longgar-longgar, dah ada lubang sikit-sikit, silalah menapak ke mall this weekend. Or anytime will do. And tak payah la nak malu-malu talking about undergarments. Ended up you'll be wrongly measured. And get carry the wrong size for the whole life. It's not good. Believe me.

Tak kira la you beli undergarments yang mahal ke murah ke, seeloknya jagalah. Wash hand if possible. Especially yang tang-tang lace tu. If dah tau beli mahal, tolonglah jaga sikit. Nak cantik, tapi tak nak usah untuk jaga.

Dulu masa kat Gerik, we used to pusing around the academic blocks and the hostels. And bila lalu block lelaki, L4, mesti nampak underpants tergantung kat tingkap. Hhaaha.. Not so nice view. Especially when the windows dah bertahun tak lap, korang pula letak underpants kat situ, nice. Terus hitam balik. Tak guna haa basuh. One tip. Tak kira la you dah kahwin or notm your undergarments tu, if jemur, tolonglah tutup-tutup sikit. Cover la dengan kain batik ke apa. At least if tak sempat nak gi beli panty baru ganti yang dah koyak tu, cover la kejap. Tak adalah jiran sebelah duk intai. Or I tau la your g-string tu mengancam habis, tapi, cover la. Kang ada cik Nyet lalu, ambil pakai dekat kepala, baru la terlebih mengancam! And yes. Jaga undergarments is like jaga your partner dignity. If ada maid ke helper ke, undergarments tu, basuh sendiri la. Tak payah la nak suruh orang lain basuhkan. If dah malas, campaklah dalam mesin basuh. Tapi letaklah net. Still, the right way to wash them, hand wash. Jemur pun, jemur sendiri la. Angkat sendiri. Kecil je haa. Bukannya berat pun. You suka your maid pegang-pegang undergarments your partner? Suka? Tak takut ke? Tak? Tak? Ye ke? Haa.. Sila handle your own undergarments ye from now on. If koyak, dah basuh pun, suruh I lipat, tak nak la den. Silap hari bulan I tolong pergi belikan yang baru.

Teringat Kak Emma. When her husband balik hometown, when she was washing her husband singlet, memang dah nampak roti kirai sangat-sangat dah and cepat-cepat Kak Emma buang the singlet. I asking her, why..

: Kenapa Kak Emma buang sekarang? Kenapa baru nak buang?

: Ye la. If suami akak ada, mesti dia suruh simpan lagi. Dah roti kirai macam ni dah. Nak simpan buat apa lagi. Tu la lelaki!

Hahaha.. Guys. I know yang you tak nak membazir and all, tapi please la. You suka tengok your other half pakai bra and panty koyak?

: Eh.. I suka. Lagi senang nak romantik-romantik.

Haa.. Romantik la koyak-koyak ye.

: Ye la. Dah koyak, terus koyakkan terus je la. Takpun, buat dalam gelap, mana ada nak tengok-tengok dah.

Cewahh... Jawapan. It's for your eyes juga. Tak nak menikmati keindahan ciptaan Tuhan dalam keadaan terang-benderang ke? Tak nak?

No?
So, go buy some new undergarments for your partner and yourself now! Go!

Tapi..
If yang ni, pakai panty gambar truck, warna striking ke, still, dalam tu diaper.



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