Hari ini kita bercakap pasal tummy. Aka perut.

Anak teruna sukaa sangat tummy the husband. But I dont like it. Well, the current tummy. Lemak itu ada lebih. Sometimes I do wonder, perut siapa ynag duk peluk malam-malam ni. Perut the husband or ada perempuan mengandung lain. Heee.. Sorry sayang. Sebab I've used to hug the this size of the husband's tummy, now, kena add few inch, itu sudah lebih. Sudah lebihhhh! Sila kurus balik ye sayang!

My tummy adalah second place for the kecik. I mean, if the partner tak ada, so, the kecik akan cari my tummy. And sat on it. Yes. 15kgs! Orang lain makin demam, makin susut. Ni makin demam, makin berat pula. Tak apa. Tak apa.

And every month, my tummy akan jadi baik sangat dengan I. You can eat, eat, eat, then, one week before 'the red flag', mesti toilet dan tummy, jadi sahabat baik. If I poei pee, like 7 times a day (and sometimes more, yesss! I do pee a lot. Blame the pregnancy before), setiap kali masuk toilet, mesti sessi cuci perut bermula.

Tapi tak kisahhhh. Sebab tummy menjadi kembali flat. If ternampak my tummy buncit sikit, means, tu memang toilet dan tummy tak bekerjasama. Tapi if slim je, (cewahhh), toilet and tummy are in good relationship.

Ehh.. I memang slim pun. I still can wear the 24inch jeans. Tapi tu bukan more to slim. More to kecil, actually. Badan budak kecil. Iskk.

Anyway, I ada pesanan.
If you're already married, and pasang niat nak cari lain, please, cari anak dara yang tummy nya masih flat. Bukan buncit. Otherwise, bila dah kahwin few years, perut the wifey lagi hebat daripada the husband even after pregnancy stages. Kalau nak buncit, sila buncit bersama-sama!