Most of the guys easily will forget dates, names, address or even jalan!

That's why the GPS is their 3rd wife <-- after wife, car, and the Miss GPS. It's a common things to hear kaum adam lupa those things. Tapi now I pun dah jadi nyanyuk sket.

On my side, relatives mmg ramai sgt-sgt. Not like my sayang side. So dh skit, senang je la I nak ingat and kenal dorg. But my sayang having a really hard time. Well, a bit.

Masa mula-mula kawen dulu lagi la..

> Hurm? Yang mana ye?

> Camne ye nak gi situ?

> Ha? Langsung tak ingat

> Tak pernah jupe la yang!

Huh.. Banyak la tak pernah jupe. Dah bape kali jupe and pergi to their houses pun still tak ingat. If one of my relatives doing some kenduri or tahlil or anything, am the one who be tourist guide. Bape kali daaa.. Walhal jalan sama je.

Sampai geram.. Till.. I've found one thing..

It's v v v easy for my sayang to ingat those sedara-mara if dia tau what kereta dorg guna.

It's proven. Well, for my sayang.

> Yang.. Kita nak gi umah Abang Mi. Ada makan

> Hurm? Yang mana?

> Yang nek Camry hijau yg older version sket. Not new one.

> Oh. Ok.

> Sayang ingat jalan x?

> Ingat. Ikut sini.... Nanti jupe... Then.. Sampai

See!
Tak tau nama, tapi kereta pe ingat. Memang kaum adam cenggini ke? Tah la.. Tapi I think so. Not all guys camni. Am having easy time wif my brothers. Except my bro-in-law. Tu sorg lagi manusia yg bawa keta tak bape laju and tak ingat jalan and sedara. Hee.. If my brothers, ckp je nk gi mana, okeh. Set. GPS neh tak pandang la.

So if your partner having hard time to remember or ingat orang, try kaitkan wif something. If guys wif cars, and for the ladies, how about the clothes, the handbags, the house or the emas bape kati pakai? It shall do the trick!

And if sape lupa the kecik..

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