Yes! Yessssss!
Yessss you can!
You never know unless you try!
Cepattttt!!!

No.
It's not that my son having hard time in the toilet doing his bo business, but..

Well, the kecik been crying as he need to squat for his little business. Budak bertuah punya tahap menangis tu bersungguh-sungguh macam kena rotan lah.

Habis hingus, muka merah semua satu package. Punyalah cakap, 'thauffiee tak boleh tak boleh'. Haaa, terus mother bagi motivasi lah dalam toilet. I rasa macam dalam boot camp pulak. Bukan setakat motivasi with screaming pulak tu. Rasa bersalah but I've to make the kecik learn that he can do it. Bukan satu masalah besar pun if you kena cangkung if nak pee. Inilah dia budak dah terbiasa guna toilet duduk, bila jumpa toilet lain, memang boleh bertekaklah.

Siap cakap, 'takpeee, thauffiee tentingg kat yumahhh'. Ewahhh. Do you know that your house is hours away? So, sila kencing. Jangan nak fussy sangat. Lainlah kotor ke apa.

Lepas dengar mommy naik sheikh duk cakap yes you can yes you can never say no before try, and sambil paksa and tarik his pant, he finally sat down. Yeee. Anak I duduk bukan cangkung. Lepas tu I tarik juga naik atas biar cangkung. Lepas tu berjaya kencing dengan jayanya. Phewwwwwww.

Anak berpeluh-peluh menangis, mommy berpeluh-peluh bagi 'motivasi'. Lols. I rasa manusia yang duduk dalam toilet doing their businesses pun ter'inspire'. Haha. Mesti dorang ingat anak orang ni mesti sembelit neh, walhal anak tu fussy.

Lepas dah settle, I asked him,

: So, boleh kencing tak?

: Bolehhhhh (sambil lap hingus)

: Haaa, try dulu baru cakap tak boleh. Ini belum try dah cakap tak boleh. Cannot. Try dulu. Keep trying, okay?!

: Okay mommyyyyy.. (Lap hingus lagi cover takut orang nampak, walhal dah sah-sah satu floor dengar dia nangis)

Memang. Type toilet bowl pun boleh jadi satu masalah to the kecik. There's one night I'm not feeling so well, we went for dinner, dekat restaurant tu the kecik cakap nak kencing. Punya lama I tunggu sampai dengar the kecik nangis. He went to the toilet with my husband. Ingat jatuh ke apa, rupanya sebab both toilet guna yang cangkung tu. Mengamuklah dia. Time tu both of them I rasa nak tinggalkan kat kedai tu. Pasal toilet pun nak bergaduh. Ggggrrrrr.

Tapi kalau I pun, I memang pilih toilet duduk. Hahaaha. Susah tau takk. Especially for those yang baru bersalin c-sect, janganlah cari penyakit duduk gi toilet cangkung, memang saja lah tu.

Sekian cerita toilet buat hari ini.
Haha.

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