Me being weirdo

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Situasi pertama

Mencari susu budak bertuah. Sampai destinasi yang di tuju, usha harga susu budak bertuah. Ooo.. Ok lah. Beli yang tin besarlah. Lepas tu merayau-rayau dalam kedai cari kek and such. Sungguh kek and such sahaja. Tak sampai pun coklat and such.

On the way nak ke cashier, tertengok ada sticker harga susu kat tin susu tu. Ehh? Kenapa 40++ ? Tadi bukan tengok 30++ ke? Patah balik ke kaunter susu and tanya budak susu (budak yang jaga kaunter susu lah). Budak tu kata, 30++ is the right price. Yang sticker tu salah. Dengan hati gembiranya, tukar tin susu and terus menuju ke kaunter pembayaran. Sekali, bila budak kaunter scanned, it was 40++! Ces! Gua cakap, tadi dah tanya, and kat situ pun tulis 30++, ni kenapa sampai 40++ ni??

So, budak kaunter menuju ke kaunter susu untuk check price, dah check, she came back and told me the exact price is 40++. That person incharge at the kaunter susu told her. Hmmmmm.. Gua dah malas nak beli susu 40++. Considering the fact that we're going to stock up the kecik's stuff next week, no need la sampai 40++. Itu belum convert. If do, tergolek. Hahahaa. Itu yang the husband always said, 'Earn with this currency, tak payahlah convert-convert'. Alaaa.. Cannot lah. My mind macam dah automatik buat calculations. Hee..

So, cancel beli itu susu. Moh le kita baby menuju ke kedai depan sikit lagi. Bila sampai sana, anak teruna,

: Mommy.. Nak. Ayam. E-ken. Nak. Nak. Nanakkk ayam.

: Nak ayam?

: A'ah. Hm.. Milo!

Nanakk = nak nak (cakap secara laju, menunjukkan betapa desperate nak something, it's not tak nak ye)

Haah = the kecik surely can said 'A'ah' now. If tak jawab 'yes' or 'ya', 'A'ah' mesti masuk dalam kamus harian.

Bila masuk kedai ayam, ayam yang dikehendaki yilek. Yang ada milo. Yeah. Anak gua berjaya mendapat milo di kedai ayam pertama. Lepas tu cari susu balik.

Sampai dekat kedai seterusnya, tengok susu, harga lebih kurang, and to make me sakit hati,

The 40++ susu is for 1st stage. Anak teruna dah minum susu 2nd stage, which is the price slightly cheaper than 1st stage punya susu. Pfffttt! Sia-sia je datang jauh sikit dari rumah. Rupanya salah tengok susu. Tapi being bengong-me-day, I didn't buy the formula there. Dengan harapan nak kembali ke kedai pertama, nak beli dekat sana. Tapi budak bertuah berjaya membodek suruh beli roti. Lepas tu, on the way nak ke kedai ayam No 2 (read: anak ayam bising dalam kereta, nak makan juga ayam), gua tertengok pula ada satu lagi branch kedai pertama kat area situ. Lepas beli ayam, and fries and burger, pusinggg balik, nak beli susu.

Sampai kedai, budak bertuah dah aim susu with mickey mouse free gift. Tak boleh kata apa dah, terus pergi bayarlah jawabnya. Memang the price is 30++.

I want to be at our friend's house, tapi the kecik kata nak balik rumah, nak makan kat rumah. Yeah. Budak bertuah also got cakes from the 2nd kedai susu. And with roti, and fries, and milo and ayam. Memang tak nak ke tempat lain dah. And the kecik insisted on saying,

: Makan umahhh. Makan umahhh.

Bukan makan rumah ye. Makan kat rumah.

Situasi kedua

Dah sampai rumah, lepas pusing-pusing cari parking, I came out from the car with my right hand holding fries and the car keys. Do you know what I did?

Masukkan kunci kereta dalam mulut as I tot it was the fries. Hmmmmpphhhhh!

Situasi tiga

Tangan gua dah gatal-gatal. Tangan kanan pula tu. Nak dapat duit? Ke nak kena keluarkan duit? Considering the facts that an hour outing with the kecik, anak teruna I tu minta macam-macam, I know what's coming. Tabah. Tabah.

Situasi empat

The husband coming home with sakit perut. Makan apa entah kat situ. Lepas tu malam, start panas and gigil-gigil. Hopefully the sayangness will be okay. Banyak benda he has to do in the next few days. Sebab ada benda nak kena done by himself, terus doa cepat baik eh? Hee. No lah. Taking care of a big baby is.. Hmmm.. Pendek kata, makin fussy than the little baby. Standard dah tu kan?

I know it's December. Where everyone get their bonus. 2 months salary. Yeahh.. Lepas tu semua pakat poei holiday. And everyone keep thinking what to do with the money. To tell the truth, money is not my agenda this month. I mean, the bonus. Entah ada entah tidak. Tapi memang ada pun. Haha. Tapi mana boleh lawan dengan orang kerja korek minyak dan seangkatan dengannya. Still, bonus is not the main agenda.

I've plans for the next few days. And I must say, when you've something going on in your mind, semua benda jadi pelik. Macam kes makan kunci kereta tu lah. Your mind kept thinking and calculating, and your fingers kept tapping. Apatah lagi now got the bb service, lagilah laju and gatal je tangan nak menaip.

Itu belum masuk dengan melukis, buat table, calendar, stuff for the kecik and school, it's one exciting month. After 11 months of shopping and doing nothing, it's great to back on track. So, everyone, enjoy your bonuses. Especially to the working people. I've been doing nothing, plus, am done with shopping. Eh? Hahhahaha. Shhhh shhh shhhh!
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