Happily saying that to everyone at the waiting lounge. Also to the nurses and doctor. Akak reception tu pun sekali.

I yang tercengang-cengang tak tau nak cakap apa bila suddenly everyone is looking at my tummy.

Tau lah yang my tummy buncit, janganlah tengokk. Malu tauu. Hahahaha.

So, terpaksa lah cakap,

: Naa.. He's just kidding. I'm not pregnant. Not yet.

The 'dalam perut mommy ada baby' thingy started 2 days ago. We're watching some dramas, then the formula milk advert comes out. Kan ada gambar ibu mengandung tu minum susu then baby jadi besar and all. I was sitting on the couch, wearing dress, when suddenly the kecik came to me and said,

: Dalam perut mommy ada baby kann. (Sambil gosok-gosok perut)

: Hah?

: Iye. Ada baby. Two. Baby boy and baby girl. (Gosok-gosok lagi perut I)

: .................. (Berkerut-kerut dahi gua)

: Iye. Nanti mommy minum susu, nanti baby keluar. (Gosok tummy lagi)

: Mana ada baby lah. Mana ada lagi. Tau lah mommy buncitttttt.

: Hahahahah! Mommy buncit!

Dang!
Gua terkena balik.

Today, after his morning bath, nak pakai baju bedak semua,

: Dalam perut mommy ada baby kan? Kan? Ada two. Satu boy, satu girl. Mommy jaga baby girl. Thauffiee jaga baby boy. Daddy pun jaga baby boy jugak.

Berleret-leret till we went for his check up petang tadi. Do you know the feeling that when suddenly everyone is looking at you (especially your buncit tummy) just because the budak bertuah cakap, dalam perut mommy ada baby! Two!, do you know that feeling? Do you?

Segannnnnnn!
Gua aminkan je lah. Kot-kot masin mulut budak bertuah tu.

Yang lagi haru, dah otw home, the kecik said to my husband,

: Dedi, nanti mommy jaga baby girl. Thauffiee jaga baby boy, daddy pun jaga baby boy jugak.

The husband,

: Iye? Ada berapa baby?

: Ada two! (Tapi tangan tunjuk 3 jari)

I berkerut-kerut tengok jari dia, terus dia cakap,

: Eh. No. Three! (Jari maintain 3)

3 babies eh.

3 car seats at the back. You duduk dalam bonet lah Bon, tak muat car dah = p


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